1. fappuclno:

    when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time

    (via guy)


  2. purrprinthom:





    A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

    No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.






    the comic is killing me

    (Source: cremebun, via guy)


  3. "Chartreuse is an herbal liqueur produced by Carthusian monks in the French Alps. With almost 400 years of history, Chartreuse is one of the oldest and most mysterious spirits still available. Only three monks from the order know the secret recipe, each hold one third of that recipe and all have taken a vow of silence, so the secret recipe is kept safely."
  4. "Or if I had a song that said "I am a gangsta"? Or if I had a song that said "I am a pimp." All those colors and petinas fit better….on a person like me, right? But to say you are a god? Especially when you got shipped over to the country you’re in and your last name is a slave owners’? How could you say that? How could you have that mentality?” - Kanye West

    (Source: slvterhvley, via liamdryden)


  5. Seriously Moffat




    My female villains are all so different!! But they all wear black clothes, dark lipstick and up-dos. Why waste time in characterization when their looks can tell all you need to know? I mean you don’t want them being more than stereotypes, that would be so confusing to the audience! 

    At first I thought those were all the same person

    (via georgeofoldvalyria)


  6. "You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure."
    — Ways of Seeing - John Berger (via literatureisboss)

  7. tom-sits-like-a-whore:

    There’s a very specific bed I want to be in right now, and it’s not mine.

    (via theviperandthemountain)

  8. stfueverything:


    With all the heat Anita Sarkeesian gets for her Tropes series, you’d think it was a new topic, but Gene Siskel & Roger Ebert had a discussion on a similar theme when they were talking about the influx of slasher movies on their show in 1980.


    34 years later and this is STILL relevant

    (via theviperandthemountain)

  10. Fucking first years gave me their gross freshers flu…