1. clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

    Time to bring this back

    (via georgeofoldvalyria)

     
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  3. officialtokyosan:

    letsrevince:

    tforge13:

    wordssetinstony:

    tricksterkids:

    cadegrey:

    mjwatson:

    i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

    sometimes to the left

    sometimes to the right

    sometimes up

    sometimes down

    sometimes painful

    sometimes not

    depends

    take it back now y’all

    One hop this time

    please don’t jump on my penis

    too late

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT

    (via bigrainbowdicks)

     
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  7. corgisandboobs:

    cuntwrap-supr3m3:

    mirror:

    If women catcalled men (X)

    Bet those arms could put together my IKEA furniture… New pick up line forever.

    The shit people say to women on the street is disgusting and wrong, but I’m not gonna lie…I would greatly like to hear one of these lines sometime in my life.

    (via whyareyousounhappy)

     
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  9. theamericankid:

    Who the hell trys to jump a rope like that…. I dont even know the logic behind the jump…. she didn’t even try to land on her feet

    (Source: facebook.com, via imdoingthisbecauseiloveyou)

     
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